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Monday, 17 December 2018

The Serpentile Veil (4)



He could see a man’s seated on the couch although his face was hidden because Miss Yeti straddled him while her back was turned towards him.She had her hands on top of her head with her hair tangled within her fingers.She was already in the motion as strings of sweat rolled down her naked body, the man was grunting like an over fed pig as  he tried to control the rhythm of Miss Yeti.
No way!!! This can’t be happening, how a whole sister in Christ could be caught in this type of sin. Sacrilege!!!!
Brother Tade was furious,he stood there, rooted, looking at the duo lost in their sexual passion.
The urge rose in him to attack both of them using the hammer in his pouch,it took all the strength in his body to restrain himself from rushing at them and getting the job done. There and then he began to rationalize,
‘’Miss Yeti is not that bad ,I am sure this round looking potbellied man seduced her or somehow  trapped her into this ,I am sure there is an explanation for this’’
As He stood there cooking up all kinds of excuses for Miss Yeti, her moans changed and she started mumbling some words loudly,at first Brother Tade did not really pick what she was saying until he listened  again and he was sure he heard right.
‘’Give it to me hard baby!! Am almost there, don’t stop what you are doing!! Ohhhhaaaaa’’ she started to increase her waist gyration.
All Brother Tade’s excuses for her flew out of the ‘window’.
He slowly started to back down the stairs,went through the living room, and opened the back door silently.
Walking back home through the woods, he was no longer angry ,a very easy calm flowed through him and he knew exactly what he wanted to do and how to plan it. Sinners like that should never go unpunished, God forgives sins but there are always repercussions and consequences for every action. The Judge, the jury and the executioner are about to convene.
It came as an oxymoron to know that it was quite painful and also a relief to know that the consequence of Miss Yeti’s action is death.

Tade did not have all the whole plan at once ,it started very skeletal and he began to flesh it up bit by bit. First, he had to find a good spot in the woods where he can watch while she was doing her late evening jogging.He hid in the shadows of the trees every evening to see Miss Yeti jog by,he even started to play a game in his head by counting the number of steps she made while running past him. She seemed very relaxed.
Tade got so used to stalking Miss Yeti that he almost forgot why he started it in the first place ,he had to do what he had to do.

Friday, 10 August 2018

The Serpentes Veil (3)



  Sorry Miss Yeti,I was finishing up in the children's church'
"Oh okay,I hope you can still make it to my place on Tuesday since its a public holiday"
"To help you check your gas connection, okay I will be there"

Tade happened  to be that all rounder guy  in church,that seemed to be in every department  until they are turned  to handy man for some members.
Miss Yeti lived in Lubola estate in the government reservation area of the town,her house was the last house in the estate close to the perimeter fence ,a walk through mini gate led from the estate in to the forest reserve .Most fitness junkies  jog through the woods in the cool of the evenings because of the serenity.

Tade got to her house on time and she led him straight to the kitchen  to show him what he needed to do, he did not fail to take in the grandeur of the duplex,the decor was quaint. Miss Yeti worked in one of the big companies in the central business district and he remembered giving her his C.V some months before.
"Thank you again Bro Tade,how long will this take you?
" No problem,I should say 15 minutes maximum "
"Okay then I...." Her phone rang. She excused herself to talk on the phone for some seconds, she hung up and turned to Tade.
"So ,I will leave you to work your magic,I am expecting a business partner,you can also let yourself out through this kitchen back door when you are done,will call later''
"Magic indeed,okay I will do just that" Tade smiled

 Tade got down to business ,he moved the new gas cylinder out of the kitchen,brought out the rubber tubing ,measured it ,cut it and passed it through the kitchen window.He was about to couple the regulator when he heard the door bell rang.
"Must be her visitor'   Tade thought as he continued his work. He heard Sister Yeti attending to the visitor and then both of them  proceeded upstairs .
Tade rounded off his work,he ran a test for the installation, satisfied that there was no leak,he picked up his tools and let himself out of the back door. He decided to take a walk through the woods since it was a shorter route to his place, he was half way through when he thought he should have sent a text to Miss Yeti on instructions on how to use the newly installed regulator.

"Oh my gosh,forgot my phone on the sink" Tade hissed knowing he had to go all the way back to Miss Yeti' house
" I am sure the back door will still be opened, I will just sneak in and pick my phone, in and out  in a jiffy"Tade thought

He turned around and broke into a jog trot so he could get to the house faster. He was in luck the back door was still opened,Miss Yeti had not locked up yet. He opened quietly and saw his phone still lying where he dropped it. He picked it up and started to turn around until some guttural grunts stopped him in his track.
The sounds were coming from upstairs, Tade did not want to believe what he was hearing, the sounds were more of moans.

 Tade was in shock,his legs automatically began to draw him towards the sound ,he began to climb the stairs so stealthily that a cat would be envious.

Then he saw them........

Wednesday, 1 August 2018

The Serpentes Veil (2)



It took the police 3 days to find her body,well what was left of ''her'' ,some wild animals had done justice to the corpse and it was barely recognizable. Now the heat will be on,the police have to raise against time to solve this gruesome crime,it was an election year and the police knew solving the case quickly would launder their image for the  next government and might even mean additional funds for policing. Miss Yeti was not just an ordinary citizen ,she was one of the community leaders and also the president of the women fellowship in church,though not married, she was an icon in the society. Was she killed or attacked by wild animals? The police had these questions to answer.
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He got home later that night ,he went straight to where he kept the murder weapon ,seeing the caked blood on the blade of the axe sent a rush of adrenaline to his veins. He picked it up and felt the balance of the weight  .He couldn't wait for the service to be over ,it was unusually long and he had to really muster his full patience not to storm out and get home. He stood for a while trying to decide whether to clean the axe or not,he decided not to,it would be a collectors delight to add to his next victim. He took his blood stained clothes went to the backyard ,poured some petrol and watched    it burn .
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''The only thing I know is that I know nothing'' Tade  smiled as he remembered the qoute from Plato Socrates ,he was a graduate of physiology and an ardent researcher in this regard ,he believed that you can find peace in the midst of chaos. Going to church gave him a good cover even though he was a pathological liar and a psychotic schizophrenia. Along the way he got religion mixed up in his demented fantasy and now he believed that you don't have to wait for the chaos to start when you can start one.
*What better way to start one than by eliminating unworthy people, at least this will justify the chaos,choose one,judge and execute. Miss Yeti failed the test and she paid with her life, she deserved it, her facade did not fool him,he was the only one that saw through her ,saw her sins and her weakness, such people are virus , cut them before they multiply. people in church did not know what he knew about her,they all thought she was an icon to emulate,well not him,he couldn't be fooled .
It all started about 3 months ago when she bumped into him in church.
''Haa brother Tade,I have been looking for you since we finished choir practice......

The Serpentes Veil (1)


The trees were bent at an  angle as the wind whistled harder, the more the trees tried to stand up straight,the more awkward they looked.

 The 'dying' sun picked an eerie silhouette of a figure ,the figure that has been standing still between the trees for over an hour. Patience was not a virtue to him,it was rather more of a tool. He believed that a patient person could achieve anything and he sometimes believed that patience could kill.

A smirk appeared on his dead pan face thinking of that phrase ,he raised up his head and he could see the figure jogging towards him,he knew exactly the number of jogs that would  take the figure to where he was hiding,he knew this because he had been stalking Miss Yeti for weeks,he knew her routine like he knew his Bible verses. He couldn't wait to complete this task of his and head up back to church,he wouldn't want to miss the evening service.

He was jolted back from his reverie as the figure inched closer,his muscles tensed,he had only one chance,if he missed her there was no chance of chasing her down,he had seen her running and there was no way he could catch her.
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He waited for that one  chance,the jogger was oblivious of the danger and this must have stemmed from the fact that she had been running  through these woods for years and most probably normalized the risks.

She heard a sound and  turned half way before  the axe landed on the base of her skull,metal met meat and bones , it was devastating .

She yelled and while  falling she turned to see who or what,she never got the chance as the dark figure landed a second fatal blow on her neck,it nearly severed from her body from the force of the strike .

For a moment the attacker was still ,he never estimated so much blood, the body was writhing as her lungs struggled to suck in the last breath.

He breathed in the cool air, now he could relax,he didn't need to hide the body,he needed the body to be found , he wanted to make a statement, he was the judge , jury and the executioner He left the scene in a hurry through the woods ,avoiding the footpath.

He got home on time,had his bath and changed his blood stained clothes , he picked his bag and headed out to church.
*
"Haaa Welcome brother Tade,we almost started the service without you".........

Tuesday, 20 September 2016

Chance or Destiny....Part 7...

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Later that day,Ronke came looking for me,she looked very distressed but she met me sleeping.
'oh my God,see person i think say dem don catch' she said to me.
'dem de catch wind'
'Jojo,am in trouble o,the lecturer had called me and said i should bring the guy that sat for the exam for me' Ronke started crying.
'omo,you better stop crying,am sorry o,i no fit show face o,you want make dem drive me comot for school?..I asked her and besides since i was not directly connected ,there was no way she would talk me into confessing.
'so what do we do?' Ronke asked me calmly
'Let me think please'
ok'
'hope you still have some cash with you?
'like how much?
'Do you know what,meet me back here in two hours,i should have something by then'
'ok but please be fast about it o'..she said and left.

I had a plan already ,i was going to talk to Zubby to go and present himself as me.Zubby could do anything for money and besides he had strong back up in the campus.I left the house and took a taxi to Zubby's place.We had a lengthy conversation and agreed on the price,I told him i would get back to him as soon as i discuss with Ronke.
I left Zubby's place  a little after 10 pm,i waited for a cab for a while and since none was forthcoming i decided to walk all the way home.

There was no side road so i had to walk on the main road and cars would pass me occasionally.I had been walking for like 15 mins,when this police patrol van drove very close to me and parked.Two mean looking officers jumped down from the truck.
'hey you,stop there' one of them barked at me.
'Good evening oga;
'Keep quiet!! Identify yourself'
'Sir,am a student of the University'
'And so what?is that why you are jay walking'
'Jay what?'..that was the first time i was hearing that word,i had no idea what it meant.
'Shut up or i shut you up,you look like a cult boy self' the second officer bellowed at me

The more i tried to explain myself ,the more the officers were getting agitated.The main 'oga' came down from the front seat and approached us.I thought he would see reason with me .

'why are u wasting time with this boy,arrest him' he commanded.

I was bundled into the truck and off to the police station,i kept on protesting but it all fell on deaf ears.
I was told to write a statement and got locked up in a cell.

My eyes took a while to adjust to the poor lit room,then i noticed we were like eight guys.

before i could say anything .

GBOSA!!!!!!! a slap landed on my face

'you no fit greet presido?..said a rough voice

Monday, 16 November 2015

Monday,November 16 2015

Raul signs off in style with New York Cosmos as former Real Madrid star retires after an illustrious 21-year career

Spanish Legend Raul signed off on an illustrious career as the former Real Madrid striker helped New York Cosmos claim the NASL title with a 3-2 victory against Ottawa Fury. After 16 years in La Liga with Los Blancos, Raul had playing stints with Schalke 04 in the Bundesliga and Qatari side Al Sadd before moving to the Cosmos at the end of the 2014 season. A Gaston Cellerino hat-trick secured the Cosmos their seventh league title to bring down the curtain on the 38-year-old icon's 21-year career in which he won 22 trophies. 
Culled from Daily mail.













Thursday, 2 April 2015

Chance or Destiny....Part 7...(2) cont....

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By now i was swallowing my spits in large gulps and one could actually see my Adam's apple going up and down.Three other lecturers came to join the white haired lecturer and i noticed there were younger ,were they expecting trouble?

My inner mind told me to be calm and see how i can escape from getting caught.

'Pls students without their i.d cards here should move in an orderly manner to the big lab'..white hair instructed.

I looked around to read the faces of the other students as we all started moving to the big lab,some looked agitated and some cool,majority were nonchalant and i had to deduce that the cool looking guys were culprits like me.
On getting to the big lab,i noticed that there were quite a number of students already waiting which meant that they pooled everyone without his or her i.d card into the same lab to be easier for them to check us.
I was happy!!! now i had people like me,the number of students would be a challenge to the lecturers because they were greatly out numbered.

'we are putting you in two  groups,once you have been checked you will go to that side and you will be let out of the building'....white hair spoke again.

We all still had our answer scripts with us,it was done to prevent any of us from escaping.I scanned the group of students briskly and there in the group i saw Obi.I had forgotten that this was his department and he seemed he was used to this kind of scrutiny.

Our eyes locked at the same time,he signalled to me to ask 'How are u going to escape?' i shuddered.

I was trying to form a plan in my head but it was difficult because i still had to find a way to submit the answer script.The invigilator refused to collect it.

We were kept there for a while until we saw a junior officer come in carrying student files into the lab.A murmur broke out amongst the students.All the while i was looking around for the best form of escape and at the same time i needed to submit the answer scripts because i was also thinking of my balance from Ronke.
On second thought,submitting the answer scripts would definitely put Ronke and I in trouble but i was not thinking straight.

What should i do? i guess it was time to test the defences.

I moved towards the door as if i was going out,one of the junior lecturers blocked my way.
'where do you think you are going?' he asked
'out sir' i replied
'with your answer scripts?besides have you been cleared?
'not yet'
'my friend will you go back' he barked at me

Ok,the defence was tight ,i need to come up with another plan.

Then the lecturers made what i called a miscalculated error.

'Please,come over and drop your answer scripts while we continue the screening...sais white hair

There and then it was as if a big weight was lifted off my neck,now this was a big chance for me
I quickly dropped the answer scripts and quickly went back to my spot because by now i was desperate i could not afford to face the senate that  would mean automatic rustication,worst case i would make a run for it despite the fact that the lab was a storey building.

I was desperate,desperate situations meant desperate measures.

There was a a particular lecturer called Dr willioughby who knew Ronke,apparently he had been eyeing her for a long time and Ronke was yet to play ball,he knew her name ,surname and matric number and so when he came across her answer script submitted already,he opened his mouth in disbelieve.

''These students are something else o,who is Ronke Adewole here''he asked looking very mean.

Nobody answered!!!

''Ok,no wahala,we shall get the person very soon'' he threatened.

I had only one option now which is to run ,take them by surprise even though the laboratory was on the first floor,i was ready to jump. I remained cool,i glanced at Obi and i could see he was already feeling sorry for me.

I made my move!

I started to walk towards the entrance again.

'Have you been cleared?' the junior lecturer asked me again.
'Yes sir'...i answered calmly
''By whom''?
''Doctor now''

Then the lecturer made an error!

'wait here,let me confirm''....he said as he moved out of the way to get confirmation.

I opened the laboratory and moved into the corridor,i saw the lab door that led outside,it looked locked but it was my only choice,i strengthened my legs as i prepared to break the door if need be.I must not be caught.

I got to the door,swung my leg like Bruce lee,the double swing door opened like magic,thankfully it was not locked.

Oloriburuku ni omo Ronke yi sha!!!

I TOOK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Friday, 20 February 2015

Chance or Destiny....Part 7...(1) cont....

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Since Alhaji had decided to be eating dogs there was no point being worried about shortage of goats again but the only problem was that all the goats had relocated.My boys and i refused to take part in eating of the 404(dog meat) even though Alhaji offered some to us several times.
Alhaji initially kept on lying that it was bush meat,thinking as we were Lagos boys we would not know the difference not until i confronted him that i saw them butchering the dog,he just smiled in that non challant way of his as if to say ''ehn ehn as una don know now nko?'

Madamski gave me Ronke's message a day before about sitting in for her Phy 302 papers,we had negotiated the fees and even collected 50 percent of my money,with the expectations of collecting the balance after i finish the exam,trust Madamski to collect his share without wasting time,using the term 'for hearing' which means once you hear or know bout a deal its is then mandatory that you get a slice of  the money.I had been up all night reading her text notes and i felt was ready for the job.

I put on my sweat top,black jeans and my Cherokee boots.I was already running late.

I was practically jogging when i entered the Lab,the exam was taking place at the Physics Lab.I looked around and i saw MS another mercenary from  the mechanical department,he winked at me to signal to me. I took my seat very close to the window as the invigilator started sharing the question papers.

The next two hours had me bent down answering questions and once a while MS and i will signal each other about a particular question.I used to look at MS as  a 'muslim brother' o but since we had bumped into each other on different occasions on the mercenary level ,it was easier for us to communicate like spies.

'5 more minutes' shouted the invigilator,he was a middle age man with thick reading glasses and a dash of white hair on his head.

'Pls when coming to submit your answer scripts also come with your i.d cards shouted again

I spun around to look at MS,i signalled to him if he had his i.d card,they have never asked for i.d card before why was this happening,or maybe someone had tipped them off about us.MS nodded at me to tell me that he had his i.d card.

I was in a fix because my i.d card was not with me and besides that i was writing the exam for a female student.

Sweat broke out from my forehead.

MS must have gone an extra mile to make a fake i.d because he was as cool as a cucumber.He stood up,tapped me on his way to submit his papers.I watched closely as the lecturer scrutinised his i.d card.
Nothing happened!

He collected his papers and MS strolled out.

'If you know you don't have your i.d card here just remain on your seats while the lab assistant goes to fetch your files from the office,so we can verify' the white haired lecturer bellowed.

I was in trouble o!
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Monday, 26 January 2015

Chance or Destiny....Part 6...(8) cont....

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After the first day fiasco with the goat,we got better and Alfa was always on hand to help skin the goats ,we even went as far as making pepper soup with the head.We were on a spree ,taking down goats at will.We were so 'prosperous' that some of our friends would come around and share from the bounty.
We were so carefree that Alhaji found out what we had been doing,Alhaji being a thief himself,did not bother to confront us ,instead he started stealing goats too.He had a family of a wife and three children with another two extended family staying with him,meaning Alhaji was stealing twice the number of goats we were stealing.
After months of these pilfering by Alhaji and our team,the supply of goats suddenly dried up.Only two things could have happened,the first one was that the owners of these goats had finally found a way of 'sheltering' them or all the goats had a meeting and decided to relocate so as to avoid extinction.
A meeting convened.
'So,una wan tell me say four wheeler no dey for this whole Ilorin again'...i asked
'Omo,we no fit go beyond our vicinity o,make the thing no turn to capital offence o'......Uche advised
'How goats no go finish when na every weekend Alhaji de do goat asun'........Obi was furious
'Anyway,we have to find a way to solve this issue o'.........i said
'How now?no more 2 wheeler sef'.......Obi reminded us
'We will find a way,make we come from lectures we go continue the gist'...
'we better o,am running out of my last supply'......Obi said it as if we were dealing in drugs

Weeks turned to months,and it got so difficult to even see a goat walk by talk less of hunting one,Alhaji seemed okay and  did not show any sign he was bothered,infact we all kept mute because we knew what each of us were doing.No one dared to bring up the subject,it was like an unspoken code.
After several discussions,we still could not find an alternative to our meat addiction,i  called it addiction because of a particular day that Uche wanted to eat fried eggs and boiled yam but because he was thinking of meat all the while,he got the eggs ,boiled the yam,made the egg sauce,then proceeded to break the eggs only to find out that he bought boiled eggs.

A particular day i had gone to school for lectures and was in a hurry to meet up and i ran into Madamski,the most patient hustler i have ever met in my life.

'Jojo ,make i see N20 Naira dere now,i go return am for evening'....he hustled me
'Madamski,abeg i don late ,wait for me'......i lied as i moved on
'No wan,i go wait for you here'.....

Hours later,finishing from lectures ,i was dog tired,i started to shuffle towards the bus stop,i was already thinking of the horror of struggling to get a cab,when i met Madamski at the same spot i left him.I had totally forgotten about him,i would have changed my route because when Madmaski says he is waiting for you,you can bet your life he would be waiting.
'Jojo,how far now,i still de wait you now'...
'Madamski,you no de give up'....i was exasperated
'I even get one mercenary job for you sef'......he knew about my sitting for exams for selected people for money.
'ehn ehn,u dey scope me because of money abi?......
'Lailai,u sabi Ronke now,na she dey look for you sef'.......

I knew Ronke,i had done some mercenary jobs for her before,she was a sure customer,always paid on time.
'Omo,na N10 naira i get now o,u go take am?'....i had to get madamski off my path
'at all at all na witch,give me,i go tell Ronke say i see u'....
'Make she check me for department for wednesday'....i  started walking towards the bus stop.

Thirty minutes later ,i was at home and surprised that the others were yet to get home but something was amiss.As i was entering the building i bumped into Kunle.Kunle was Alhaji's right hand man and his hacthet man ,once you see Kunle around then you know something was going on.
At first i though,our neighbour was having a party when i began to perceive the smell of roasted meat,i decided to check through my back window to ascertain where the smell was coming from.I could always see Alhaji's backyard from my window and as soon a s i peeped ,i saw that he was roasting a large piece of animal.
'Ha this Alhaji sha,dem don kill four wheeler,omo where dem go root this one from now this time wey dem sacrce'...i though aloud thinking i had enough gist to give the others when they got home.
'But wait a minute o'.....i paused
I saw the head of the suppose four wheeler,it looked smaller,something was not right.I waited a bit at the window,hiding behind the curtains.I had to see more.
Alhaji kept turning the meat so as not get burnt,i waited.

He turned the laps,i waited.

He turned the breast,i waited.

Then he turned the head,i squinted.

I could not believe what i was seeing,at first ,i saw that the ears were kind of longer.Then i saw the teeth,the fangs were long,Goats don't have fangs..........it slowly began to dawn on me that in the absence of goats ,Alhaji had gone higher.

OH MY GOD!!!! ALHAJI HAS STARTED EATING DOGS!!!!!!!!!








Friday, 9 January 2015

Chance or Destiny....Part 6...(7) cont....

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All that glitters is not gold' goes a popular saying,seeing Alhaji drive round in his latest car begged a lot of questions but alas no one was brave enough to ask him,even the landlord association that had been harassing us in his absence all kept mute.We learnt the association was thinking of filing a petition against him but Alhaji seemed not to care and the way he started relating with our friends and joining our numerous activities one would think he was a student also apart from his big pot belly.

Well,Uche appraised us of the fact of 'upping' our game and it was time to strike,we were inexperienced as far as killing of local goats was concerned but Obi kept on assuring us that he would handle that part.We had to be very discreet,we had done our survey a night before and we already knew that most of the goats in the area usually stray into a particular uncompleted building just a street behind us  for short naps and regurgitating.The site was overgrown with bushes and weeds.
That night we all had our boots on  and Obi had his touch ready,we were set to go at exactly 12pm,this was  serious business we dare not get caught.

'All man don set?'.........Obi asked
'Make we waka'........i interjected......i knew Obi likes being the leader of things like this.The job was to be carried out by Obi and i,Uche would stay as guard and whistle if anything pops up.

Obi and i moved stealthily through the dark street armed with a nylon full of salt,this is to be put in the goat's mouth just in case it starts to bleat,it will concentrate on licking the salt instead.Still we had to be very careful not to run into the local vigilantes responsible for the security of the area while bringing the goat back to the house.

Our objective was ,catch,bind and transport.

Obi struck a conversation.
'Omo,if that Alfa wey dey stay our house show face when we bring in the four wheeler wetin we go do?
'Make we wait till then'..i replied
'omo,if he wan raise alarm ,we go arrange am o '......Obi snarled in the darkness
'Till then jor'......i wanted to concentrate on the job at hand,i knew Obi had the propensity of solving  issues with violence.

We got to the uncompleted building without any incidence,the place was pitched dark but we had already combed the area the previous night and we knew the room where all the goats usually sleep.We entered the building and moved quickly and quietly so as not to startle the herd.We used the torch lights to blind the goats momentarily.

Obi spotted one big fat she goat,signaled to me to cut off it's escape...

we moved in.....

Obi grabbed the neck as the rest of the goats scattered,he proceeded to strangle the goat.Obi and the goat struggled for like 20 mins while i was pouring salt in it's mouth to stop it from bleating,eventually the goat stopped moving.Now we had to move it to the house,the goat was quite big and it took us almost a 30 mins to get back to the house because we were being careful not to be seen,we had to take our time.Uche was already so worked up,he broke into a smile when he saw how big the goat was.

'Is it dead,its a she goat sha?'....Uche asked excitedly.
'Yes now,i broke the neck'.....Obi was already showing off.
'Lets close the gate abeg before yawa go gas o'....i brought them back to reality.

We quickly moved the goat into the corridor and closed the only door gate that leads into our side of the house.We all stood looking at the She goat without a clue of the next move.
'Hope say that Alfa never wake o'........i asked
'nope,i no hear any sound from his room'......Uche answered.
'oya ,wey the knife,u sharpen am well?.......
'Omo,we go jam am o if e try anything,because...'......Obi stopped....

All of a sudden Alfa door started opening slowly....

We all froze..........................

Alfa (the muslim cleric) stepped out of the room and we all stood there looking at him,he looked from us to the She goat and back to us and he immediately connected the dots.

'se e fe dumbu e ni?......Alfa asked us if we wanted to slaughter the goat

The three of us nodded in unison like overgrown mumu's

'Biwon se shee ko niyen,e mu obe yen wa'.....Alfa said we were not doing it right and we should hand over the knife to him.

All the three of us jumped up in celebration and we started to hug the Alfa as if we had just gotten a new member into our contraternity clan,we were wrong about him ,this one was Alfa awon boys.

We were still back slapping and shaking the Alfa when we heard.

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......with a loud noise

Everybody ran helter skelter...falling on ourselves ,trying to escape for dear lives!!!

Obi had failed us!!!!!

THE GOAT WAS ALIVE!!!!!!!