'itumo?who be Mr?'
'e mabinu sir' i replied ...dont be annoyed sir
for my mind i was wondering why i told Ahmed to enter the site after 15 mins ,i should have told him 30 secs because the 15 mins will look like 4 hrs now.
'as u dey rake for phone ,i be think say u go be one Rambo,na why i carry all my boys come na,i no come see any muscle ' he hissed
Where is this stupid Ahmed now?
'sorry sir!' i said again
'Ogbeni ,losho if baba dey follow u talk' one of his boys shouted at me...meaning i should crouch as i was being addresed.This guy was as black as death ,i later found out they call him 'Guinness' because he was as dark as Guinness stout.
Before he finished the order ,i had already obeyed.
Where the fuck is this Ahmed boy?
A liitle fight broke out amongst them for like 10 secs,did not know what they were arguing about but i guessed one of them saw my wrist watch and was planning to obtain it and another disagreed.
So i was crouched down there together with John and the rest of my site workers,i looked thru the corner of my eye and i could see Baba Muda the iron bender sweating like someone that had Ebola virus.Am pretty sure he would have pissed on himself.
So i was crouched down there together with John and the rest of my site workers,i looked thru the corner of my eye and i could see Baba Muda the iron bender sweating like someone that had Ebola virus.Am pretty sure he would have pissed on himself.
Where is Ahmed for God's sake?
After the rancour,Olongbo called them to order and sent half of them out of the site back to their base am sure by now he had decided he could handle me with few of his boys.
God pls direct Ahmed's steps to this site now!
Suddenly it hit me,....gbam!.....Ahmed sef na ganja smoker,he must have decided to quickly take some tokes before bringing the rest i paid for.Quickly my prayers changed.
God pls dont let Ahmed be too high to forget what i sent him o.
Then i raised up my hands like i was in the primary school seeking the teacher's attention
'Olongbo my chairman,ko le to gbogbo eleyi o,shakara yen o de inu o'i tried to cajole....meaning they should take it easy that i was only bluffing.
Olongbo Answered 'kpe o lon shakara lansa yen,Pako dial numba e' turning to Pako to carry out the dialling (dirty slap)..........
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