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Friday 15 August 2014

Chance or Destiny...Part 2 continued.....


Human brain is a wonderful instument of matter.
Acording to some school of thoughts that the left brain and the right brain are connected by nerves am sure my own brain have a fuse attached to it because as soon as olongbo gave the command,i felt something blow for my brain and am sure its the fuse.Under microseconds ,my brain did some calcualtions that if i allow pako to dial my number and it enters voice mail,he might decide to re-dial or send a text and if am not careful he will send an e-mail and patapata,if he sweet am e fit come go NIPOST.
i just remember Abu the Soja slogan 'all die na die''
I jumped up immediately before Pako could swing his arm which missed me by a couple of inches.
i faced olongbo and said 'Baba e fin yele o ,owo ni gbogbo wa wa o,e maje ko di ere iyepe ki gbogbo wa ma lo lose o,taba co-operate gbobgbo wa ma jeun lo o'....meaning lets be reasonable here so we all dont lose money to be made.
meanwhile because Pako missed the first dial,i guess he was mad so he quickly asked olongbo.
'ha ,o wo voice mail,baba se kin dun dial'.....should i re-dial,it went into voice mail?
Olongbo answered 'te pause weere,file fun! omo aye ni,ati la lohun!..meaning we have succeeded in making him talk ,leave him.
Just then 'omo ale' Ahmed entered with the carton of beer and nylon of 'koko'
Olongbo asked sharply 'ta lon se party?'....who is celebrating?
That was a cue for me to step up bravely to start the peace talk as i noticed that all their eyes was on the drinks.
'baba,emi ni mi ra wa ki afi step down ko ma da bi mi pe mi te oju yin mole'......meaning i dont mean any disrespect that is why i bought this for all to enjoy
All the boys behind Olongbo just started shouting joyously!!
i breathed a sigh of relieve......base 1
for the first time Olongbo smiled 'mi so fun yin kpe omo aye,ogbon ijapa ni Engineer yi ni o,..He now turned to his boys 'e cool down e ma rush e,lati eni lo Engineer omo aye ni oruko e'
'Guinness,English ati Obama go bring Engineer tools now now' Olongbo commanded three of his boys.
Why was he called English? i later learnt he was the first person to bring an original onyibo pistol to the group while 'Obama' used to be the president of their prison cell for Kirikiri so he was given the name of the US president.
He turned to Ahmed 'Oya Ahmed ,gbe igbo owo yen wa,igbo elelo lo ran Engineer?
....asking me how much igbo i sent Ahmed
'oni N500 ' i answered.
Olongbo started counting the wraps
'ahhhhhhh, omo ale ni Ahmed yi o,igbo yi o kpe,o ti fan nibe' Olongbo shouted....meaning Ahmed had smoked out of the stuff and it was not complete.
He turned to me 'Engineer ,ejo a ma dasi o' ......which meant i should not interfere.
'Pako,jor bami dial numba omo ale yi'.....meaning Ahmed is about to recieve the 'Holy Spirit'.............................................

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